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[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Bill never revisits his code.

Bill is ~~a contractor~~ smart.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

NGL that is one of the best parts about being a contractor.

So many hackjobs. Sorry maintainers.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

We all envy you more than we hate you

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

A technical debt escapist.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Bill changes jobs every two years to outrun the crushing weight of institutional responsibility.

this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2023
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