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Survive the zombie apocalypse
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this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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I'll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I'll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.
Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place
Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.
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It’s…your dog!
You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.
For that, I'd have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.
Solar panel's not on there.
NO PORN FOR YOU. OFF TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU.
I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn't spoiled.