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[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[-] platypode@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 year ago
[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

It’s more that infinite uncles implies an incredibly high rate of being molested. If it’s literally infinite, it’s being molested a lot.

[-] Magikjak@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Uncles or fish is irrelevant, infinite anything with mass presumably fills the entire space of the universe immediately and collapses everything into a giant singularity.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Only within a finite space. If the universe is infinite then they can be spaced arbitrarily far apart

[-] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

If the space was infinite, we wouldn't exist.

From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

[-] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The thing is that the universe is as far as we can tell the not infinite, just infinitely expanding. The known universe is measurable (like 46 billion light years)

Idk what that implies for the existence of open space however. Like if that is infinite or if it is somehow created.

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The concept of infinite nothing is hard to fathom.

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't the non molester uncles protect you from the molester uncles thereby creating war on earth between the uncles that want to molest you and the ones that want to protect you.

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I would also like to prevent a war where one possible outcome is a whole army molesting me.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I would watch that movie

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Always hard and infinite uncles could be a horror movie

[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Infinite uncles means the population of earth is completely unsustainable and the collapse of every system is imminent.

[-] joenforcer@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

To be fair, infinite rare fish also means this, maybe even more so.

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Infinite uncles means infinite food and you can always just let them die, since you have infinite, there’s always gonna be more that aren’t dead

[-] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

For me, literally everything except the balding and I really couldn't give a shit, I'll buzz it all off anyway.

Infinite rare fish? Well as it happens, fishing is my biggest hobby, so that's just fuckin delightful.

Mongolian real estate empire? Well that's passive income and/or something I can sell. As a mongol mogul, in gonna try working the angle of an exotic but affordable fishing, hunting, and nature tourism destination, really try to put Mongolia on the map for Western tourists.

No taxes dovetails nicely here, also making it easier to both expand as well as make the business model more resilient.

Neighbors scared of me? Great! If they seem cool, I'll reach out to them, otherwise, fear is a great way to not have to deal with shitty neighbors! In Mongolia they'll be far away anyway.

Night light to keep the monsters at bay.

And the balding we will deal with by just keeping it buzzed low or shaving my head completely.

this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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