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When "I fits, I sits" goes too far (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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(Disclaimer: not my cat, not my picture, found in an imgur dump)

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[-] peereboominc@lemm.ee 77 points 10 months ago

At least it had the decency too stay on it. Could have sit on it for a minute, walk away and then watch you eat it.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago

You're going to give me a fear of leaving food unwatched...

[-] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Here’s a better one for ya. If the worst thing you unknowingly put in your mouth, chew, and swallow is a little cat butt. Then, you should consider yourself lucky.

I did pest control for several years. We always said that cats are the worst pest in the house. They stomp around in a box of their own feces and urine. Then they track that all over your counter tops and furniture. They sit on you counters and furniture with a bare butthole.

I mean let’s face it. If you have a cat you’ve more than like put something in your mouth that touched their b-hole even if indirectly.