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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago

You don't understand. I touched my peepee. I deserve this.

[-] Gigan@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

I murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I'm going to heaven. This is fair.

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

I'm a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I'm going to hell if I don't convert.

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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