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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

They're making people watch commercials on the streaming services now too. There's really only one solution left, matey.

[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No sir, I am a good Christian Man, raised right.

Whats my favorite Veggie Tales song, you ask?

We are the piiiiirates

Who dont do anything

We just staaaay here

And lie around

Er um. Yes. Just a catchy tune! Nothing relevant about my online activities here sir, nope ;)

[-] LetThereBeR0ck@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Look, I'm just asking you to do anything

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

And I'm just telling you, we don't do anything

[-] WordBox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Fine.

bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplug

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean Larry is a cucumber, and I have heard that country gals make do with what theyve got.

[-] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

My popup blocker works on streaming so no commercials there.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That doesn't stop, for example, Amazon showing you commercials for other Prime shows before showing you what you want to watch.

[-] aard 9 points 1 year ago

That was one of the reasons why I was watching pirated versions of the Amazon shows even when I was paying for prime.

[-] Smeagol666@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Worse, Hulu advertises the fucking show I'm currently watching.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

There's a skip button and at least it's for their own content. If they remove the skip button and start advertising unrelated products then fuck em

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Paramount+ doesn't have a skip button, but I already gave them up.

[-] TheHolyChecksum@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

Your popup blocker?! What year is this, 1999?

[-] Dethedrus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This chair be high, says I!

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