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[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

This is too far. It’s just plain heathenistic.

Everybody’s worried about sharks or drop bears or pit bulls… Spider turtle related concussions would be through the roof.

We’d have to wear hard hats in the forest. They’d be dropping out of trees, bonking us on the heads like coconuts.

You’d be trying to go to sleep, but your back hurts, like there’s a knot in it. Nope, you’re lying on top of a spider turtle. It’s shell has been giving you back problems for weeks!!

Imagine… just imagine finding one in the toilet at 2 am. You’d feel way too guilty to pee on it & you’d have to use the other bathroom.

You see cute. I see cold floors & a long, lonely distance with a full bladder… terrifying.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

🤣🤣🤣

I think you just came up with a fantastic writing prompt for a short story!

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

If anything develops into a screenplay, I want an EP credit 😉

this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2023
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