What’s your best Essex Girl joke? (www.jokebuddha.com)

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I from the US, just learned about these today, and had a chuckle.

an essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. it was her boyfriend, urgently warning her "treacle, i just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on the A13. please be careful!" "its not just one car!" said the essex girl "theres hundreds of them!"

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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

What do Essex girls put behind their ears to attract boys?

Their feet.

(Substitute "Essex" for your least preferred nationality for maximum primary school clout)

this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023

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