What’s your best Essex Girl joke? (www.jokebuddha.com)

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I from the US, just learned about these today, and had a chuckle.

an essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. it was her boyfriend, urgently warning her "treacle, i just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on the A13. please be careful!" "its not just one car!" said the essex girl "theres hundreds of them!"

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[-] UKFilmNerd@feddit.uk 13 points 1 year ago

The only one that I remember is,

How can you tell when an Essex girl has had an orgasm?

She drops her packet of crisps.

Seems a bit rubbish now I've typed that out. 😆

this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023

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