201
submitted 11 months ago by httpjames@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I've always been curious as to what "normal" people think programming is like. The wildest theory I've heard is "typing ones and zeroes" (I'm a software engineer)

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 31 points 11 months ago

I'm a hacker. You don't even want to know what my monthly budget for balaclavas and fingerless gloves is.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

whats worse is how hot it gets under the Guy Fawkes mask

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

And your voice gets so hoarse from doing the deep voice all the time

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 months ago
[-] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Why don't u just have a script to play a recording of you saying "I'm in". Randomly smash keys smarter, not harder.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

that wouldnt work for my setup. see, i dont use an operating system; i write from scratch each time i boot up my computer. persistent storage is bloat.

[-] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I just had a really good laugh that I needed very much. Thank you!

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

And just like that, we're on a reddit thread ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

The truth hacker knows about the socks.

this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
201 points (95.1% liked)

Asklemmy

44173 readers
2051 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy ๐Ÿ”

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

  1. Open-ended question
  2. Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
  3. Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
  4. Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
  5. An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS