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Thanks, TCP/IP (lemmy.today)

submitted 9 months ago by CmdrKeen@lemmy.today to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 63 points 9 months ago

UDP: Hold my beer.

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well, the packets start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin'

[-] sharkwellington@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

-DDOS attacks

[-] Kelo@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Didn't make sense not to ping for fun

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 23 points 9 months ago

UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.

[-] embed_me@programming.dev 17 points 9 months ago

Or don't. I don't care. Anyway here's the bill

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I gave my best effort.

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

UPNP: I'm about to end this whole man's career

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

Universal Plug'n'Play?

[-] daBeans@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

beer proceeds to shatter on the ground

[-] Dlayknee@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

UDP: meh

[-] CmdrKeen@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

Here's another one, catch!

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