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this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
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Only 1288 lines? Can I raise you a 6000+ lines stored procedure that calls to multiple different sql functions that each implements a slightly different variation of the same logic?
Are there triggers in the sql database? It's too easy otherwise
There are on delete triggers to fix circular dependencies when deleting rows, triggers on update and triggers on row creation!
Feels like my old job.