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Great news from 2023 (feddit.de)
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[-] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 152 points 11 months ago

Linux is so much better than sex.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 119 points 11 months ago

Can you compile sex from source? Ha, didn't think so!

[-] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 139 points 11 months ago
[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 25 points 11 months ago

You win, sex it is

[-] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........................

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I compiled it for you :

fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0> ./a.out   
"Is that all?" croaked the nine-year-old cheerleader as the dribbling electric eel fucked her creamy chubbies and thrust his throbbing joy stick into her moist appendix scar.   
fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0>

It is pretty bad.

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

Sounds way cooler than my fortune | cowsay in bashrc lol.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 10 months ago

THE WHAT YEAR OLD?!

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I know, it doesn't make sense to have a cheerleader that young.

[-] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

./a.out | cowsay

[-] woodgen@lemm.ee 32 points 11 months ago

Can you freely modify and distribute sex? Not that I know of!

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

op's mum

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 12 points 11 months ago

Mine's copyleft >:)

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Mine has no arms.

[-] papabobolious@feddit.nu 5 points 11 months ago

Charging money is actually illegal in most parts of the world

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I distribute sex for free. Sue me.

[-] endhits@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I actually have access to Linux 🤷‍♂️

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