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I would propose expanding the second part to include oral and written delivery, not just digital. The only valid form of sexual dialogue is to be dance.
Written? Guess we'll have to ban the Bible then
Yes, but they don't know that because they never actually read their "word of god" but get a raging erection when they hallucinate about a "good ol' time" that actually never existed in the first place.
I think I'm dancing wrong
If you're not conveying both your sexual desire and prowess in a dance, then yeah. You're doing it wrong. It's why I never learned to dance.
And only 17th and 18th century dance forms.