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A bill set to be introduced next month would ban consuming or producing sexual content and punish offenders with prison sentences of up to 20 years and $25,000 fines.

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[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

I would propose expanding the second part to include oral and written delivery, not just digital. The only valid form of sexual dialogue is to be dance.

[-] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

Written? Guess we'll have to ban the Bible then

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yes, but they don't know that because they never actually read their "word of god" but get a raging erection when they hallucinate about a "good ol' time" that actually never existed in the first place.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago
[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

If you're not conveying both your sexual desire and prowess in a dance, then yeah. You're doing it wrong. It's why I never learned to dance.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago

And only 17th and 18th century dance forms.

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