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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

Put them in a circle around the bed for a memorable finishing move/grand finale.

[-] eCryptid@midwest.social 5 points 11 months ago

Activated by The Clapper™️? 🎇👏👏

[-] JahnBodah@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

...eh, might go off before the finale. Lol

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Just don't use any flammable gels, lubricants, or clothing.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Shouldn't be an issue, all children's clothes are flame retardant.

Edit: I apparently got a mod report on this. The joke is that OP is like a teenager (a child), because this probably wouldn't be cool for most typical adults, and children's clothes are flame retardant by law. I'm not saying children were abused in any way, just that OP is doing a childish thing. I hope that's clear.

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