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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

I'm sure his blood would kill any plant that had to feed on it.

[-] norbert@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

The blood of tyrants is nourishing, it's got what plants crave.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Tyrants maybe, but someone like him, the poor plant would starve.

this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2024
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