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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 147 points 8 months ago

Network engineer who uses ISIS as a routing protocol on Huawei equipment. I assume I am on several.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 64 points 8 months ago

I used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 71 points 8 months ago

"we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i'd like to thank you for your service"

[-] beetus@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

The feline investigation bureau?

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Not to be confused with the Feline Bureau of Investigation.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

oh... I thought we were the Bureau of Feline Investigation ?

[-] Liz@midwest.social 27 points 8 months ago

The funny part is that at first glance the FBI looks dumb, but the problem is that some criminals are idiots.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Criminals get way too much credit in media - most of them get caught because of really dumb mistakes... a fair few simply because of bragging.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

The ones who don't make dumb mistakes don't get caught.

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 20 points 8 months ago

The Federal Investigation Bureau from GTA is real now?

[-] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

That agents name? George Washington.

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 48 points 8 months ago

I know a dude who has a daughter named ISIS, born before ISIS was a problematic name. Haven’t talked to him in years but I wonder how that’s going.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 41 points 8 months ago

Named Isis rather than ISIS I assume, after the goddess?

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 27 points 8 months ago

Yeah, good point. It wasn’t in all caps.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

Let's hope the NSA systems are case sensitive.

[-] danthehutt@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

HOW TO KILL CHILD

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I heard she got married on the fifth day of May.

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