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Bartender Qualifications
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For my salary, I’d rather be a bartender.
Only work 3 days per week and very short shifts. Your day ends exactly when you clock out. There is no work to bring home, or ruminate about. What's not to love?
No waking up in the middle of the of the night panicked, rushing to your work laptop, getting on the vpn, greping logs, and realizing it was all a dream and that never happened.
Yeah, I’ll just mix the drinks strong.