847
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 40 points 10 months ago

I managed to puke ON somebody, I was talking to them and then out of nowhere started throwing up. That guy was probably traumatized for life...

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That, or he grew up to find it's the only way he can get off now.

[-] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 11 points 10 months ago

Then the janitor would come sprinkle that weird orange sawdust on it and sweep it up with a broom...

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

And the greasy looking stain is still there to this day

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Once I was in a car with my cousin, fealing kinda sick, so I had a towel on my lap in case I threw up. I did end up throwing up, but I did so on my cousin, which prompted him to throw up right back on me.

[-] PoppyJalopy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Same but this somehow happened to me in HIGHSCHOOL

Absolutely soul crushing and i was nauseous/anxious for months after

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think I did it some time in middle school

[-] Liz@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

Same here. We were playing patty-cake and then I was projectile vomiting. We were equally surprised.

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
847 points (99.2% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

27209 readers
3720 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS