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[-] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago

It's time for a triple monitor setup then.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I'll need to motorize my chair so I can scroll myself over to the rightmost widescreen monitor.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Just motorise the whole monitor so it slides to the left as you type. When you press enter, it snaps back to the right and makes a loud 'ding'.

Make the monitor adjust to your eye position, not the vice versa.

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