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[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 311 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My wife, to this day, shuts off the shower and then immediately steps out while water is still running off her soaking wet body, inevitably creating a puddle in the bathroom.

"Honey, why don't you drip for like five seconds, or even grab the towel and give yourself a quick dab before you get out?"

The first time I told her this she just stared at me for a solid 20s while her brain rebooted. But then her "never admit anything ever under any circumstances" instinct kicked in and she responded "wow are you really policing my shower habits?"

So anyway, now she knows better, but still does it because marriage is about compromise, or something.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 37 points 7 months ago

It's a good thing she's not single, I would hate being in a relationship with your wife!

[-] cone_zombie@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Thank you for your service, OP

[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Anyone whose first instinct is to get defensive when offered good faith advice… yeah keep em away from me

Yeah but this guy could be a controlling asshole who follows her around all day laying down "life hacks".

We just don't know.

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