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[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I would go with 5 watt laser pointer. I would roleplay as a wizard.

[-] Tinks@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

There is a book called Off To Be the Wizard by Scott Meyer that is basically this and it's hysterical.

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 6 points 9 months ago

How would you play wizard with a laser pointer (with no way to recharge when the battery ran out)?

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Like miracles I would do it in a few times only during my lifetime. The rest would be just me roleplaying/bullshitting my way to becoming a noble. Maybe along the way create a crude battery.

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 5 points 9 months ago

If you're lucky to have a laser with charging circuit and port for power you just need to build a generator. Still difficult from scratch but feasible

[-] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

As long as you have copper/lead/zinc and sulfur, you can make batteries to charge your stuff. The baghdad battery is several thousand years old.

[-] Vorticity@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It seems like they need another dose of awe. I haven't needed to do this in a few years.

Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly several times...

Ummm, what's going on here? It should have plebtky of juice left. I haven't used it in ages!

Metal grinding on metal.

Shit... The battery is corroded!

Voices from outside

Burn him! Burn the witch!

this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2024
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