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Personally, I think every woman should go to jail for keeping her eggs in her ovaries. That’s child imprisonment.
How dare they.
Every egg shed is another egg dead. We need to outlaw tampons and start using corks instead.
Again, don't take my satire seriously, the whole situation is absurd.
Every woman should empty her menstrual cup into a test tube and mail it in.
You say it as a joke but what if people started mailing their menstrual blood to the houses of the shitlords passing these laws
They can email it in these days right?
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Christ, he must be FUMING