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Pure imagination: Tasmanian premier vows to build world’s largest chocolate fountain if re-elected (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 9 months ago by zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

…what…? Like, honestly… what?

[-] zero_gravitas@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago

Sorry to hear about your gravitas situation, times are tough for many of us 😆

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

It seems we were both standing quite far back in the queue when they were distributing the gravitas :(

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Tourism is weird. I'm Australian and had no idea where the Cadbury factory is in Australia, now I do. Would I take my daughter to the Cadbury factory? Probably not, would I take her to the worlds largest chocolate fountain, where theres also a design your own chocolate bar studio, yeah I would.

I'm probably not going to Tasmania just for that, but if we went down for something else would I extend our trip for a day or two... yeah, I would.

[-] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

I was so disappointed when they discontinued factory tours because people couldn't keep their fucking hands to themselves when walking past the chocolate machines.

[-] nathanielcwm@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Did they never watch or read Charlie and the Chocolate factory?

[-] otp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Even Charlie got up to no good at one point. Everyone thinks they're the Charlie and won't get in any serious trouble for their antics.

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