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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 143 points 9 months ago

"His defense attorney, Matt Fregi, said he harbored “no ill will toward” his client, who had already cycled through several attorneys before him. “Nothing serious,” he said of his injuries. “Everyone thought it was a lot more serious than what it was.”"

That's a cool lawyer

[-] aditya3w3733@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago
[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 18 points 9 months ago

The radar technician? Dude, Matt straight up sucks.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Matt's more of a sonar kind of guy

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