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[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 43 points 9 months ago

I ordered a mudslide from that guy and there wasn't a bit of mud in it

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 33 points 9 months ago

Well yeah, it slid off...

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

"I'll have a screwdriver"

"Sir, Home Depot is two blocks over."

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

"one hurricane please"

"This is Nevada, try New Orleans"

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 7 points 9 months ago

Don't even get me started about sex on the beach.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 9 months ago

I ordered a blowjob and just got slapped across the face

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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