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Gamedev is Easy (programming.dev)
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var game = new Game()
  .EnableMultiplayer()
  .EnableSpatialAudio()
  .SetPerformance(Game.Performance.HIGH)
  .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix)
  .GetWishlists(7000);

game.Release();
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[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 86 points 9 months ago

c'mon man, you forgot to call .EnableUltraWideSupport()

[-] mcforest@feddit.de 33 points 9 months ago

Naah, gamedevs hate us more than they love money :(

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 9 months ago

The tech just isn't there yet to support an extra line ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure the Aspect Ratio of the Year is 4:3

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

Where's the .EnableUltraUltraWideSupport(). Gotta have my 48:9 aspect ratio

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

Where's the .EnableUltraUltraWideSupport(). Gotta have my 48:9 aspect ratio

this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
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