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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Daft_ish@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

The monotheistic all powerful one.

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[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

I like George Carlin's version: "If God is all powerful, can he make a rock so big that he himself can't lift it?"

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 34 points 9 months ago

Weird attribution, man :) That one, and a lot of others like it, come all the way from the 12th Century and thereabouts. Carlin’s influence is awesome and deserved, but I don’t think it stretches that far :)

[-] HarriPotero@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

"Can God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?"

[-] USSEthernet@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

"All of the "is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power" type questions just annoy me.

Is infinite power so powerful it can do something that it can't do?

Yes it can. And then it can do that anyway. Otherwise it wouldn't be infinite."

[-] HarriPotero@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

So you're saying he would wait for it to cool down before eating it?

[-] USSEthernet@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

It's a copy pasta from another thread, just like the comment I replied to.

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago

I was gonna say that but didn't know the exact phrasing

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yes. Yes he can. It's only a paradox to our comprehension.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 9 months ago

I don't see why that's a paradox. It's like asking if infinity is bigger than infinity, where both infinities are aleph 0.

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