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The Bible story of the apple was probably originally a birds-and-the-bees type talk. Probably for girls. (lemm.ee)
submitted 9 months ago by JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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The snake (of the trouser variety) tempts Eve with the forbidden fruit (hanky panky) that she shares with Adam. The consequence of which is painful childbirth.

They're even specifically stated to be naked for this situation.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 9 months ago

(as most people would, but regular animals wouldn’t)

Yeah, but it's religion that makes people ashamed. Don't get me wrong. I'd prefer not to see your asshole. But other than that, it's probably learned shame more than anything.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 months ago

Don't be such a prude! #FreeTheAnus #BungHoleTanning #BreezeOnYouButthole

[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Are you my cat?

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago

Yes! Jesus, I've been trying to get your attention for months on here! Finally you notice!

Now pet my belly exactly 3 times so I can bite you.

[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

SCOOTALOO GET OFF THE INTERNET IT IS BAD FOR YOU

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago

Dramatically runs from the room

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