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[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Seems like a trivial programming task even my junior noob ass can handle.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 33 points 8 months ago

Actually it’s because apps aren’t neutrally buoyant in the OS, they naturally float to the top

[-] Starayo@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

No wonder it took so long, must've been a nightmare to get every different app neutral, what with their differing weights.

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 8 points 8 months ago

They had to invent whole new algorithms to he able to give the binaries of all apps the exact same Hamming weight

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 months ago

Dear god, someone needs to make a physics based home screen. It would be utter hell. When you move, it all gets tossed around.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago

Auto rotate works on all angles...

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Widgets are now 3d boxes and you have to tilt your phone down and flip it until they face you.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Particle simulation home screen

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

There's probably a live wallpaper for that.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I mean apps icons that are rigid bodies that are simulated

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Oh oh. Gotcha. Imagine not being able to make an emergency phone call until it settled down.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Or making it by doing rageshake

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