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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 26 points 5 months ago

anti piracy measures and cost cutting when optimizing games

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

By "optimizing" do you mean going through the source code and adding comments referring to Optimus Prime? Because that's called "optimus priming" and we had a whole two hours about it in coding camp.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"optimizing" is a portmenteau coming from "optical minimizing". the technique involves not using glasses, so you can't tell when your code is trash.

[-] Liz@midwest.social 11 points 5 months ago

"Optimizing" is where you convince your programmers that microdosing MDMA is great for productivity and they all end up being really optimistic about how their code is doing.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

The peer coding review went really well. I think we're getting married.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I thought I told you to stop giving away my secrets.

[-] tory@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Standard autobot documentation. Nice, nice. What's your TC?

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

My T count? Unfortunately, I lost count of how many times I typed T somewhere in the 60,000 range, which means that's what my programming salary tops out at.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 4 points 5 months ago

May want to see about a refund...

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