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Why haven't you taken the bear pill?
(jlai.lu)
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Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man
You're right. A bear wouldn't sexually assault you, he would simply kill you.
Yes! As opposed to the man, who would SA me and then kill me!
And also possibly eat you.
Look canonically the worst a bear will ever do is two out of three, only men have hit the hat trick
A polar bear likely
A brown bear maybe
A black bear unlikely
or eat you alive.
Oh my fucking god. I think it can't get any worse for a mother.