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[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 201 points 7 months ago

Half of those meetings are business MBAs asking "Why isn't more getting done on this project?"

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 96 points 7 months ago

The other half are about useful things, like what to do next, how your interfaces will look like, and "if you need help, just tell me, I can escalate it".

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

Oh, and how to prepare for the meeting on staging the discussion for the rollout of the plan for the new strategic initiative (first iteration)

I’m not exaggerating by that much, tbh.

[-] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 36 points 7 months ago

As opposed to non-business MNBAs of course

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 22 points 7 months ago

Isn’t that just the NBA? And what are those guys doing in business meetings?

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 28 points 7 months ago

Dunking on other projects.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Embarrassed after the WNBA had a killer season

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Major in Not Business Administration? :D

Also:

MNBA may refer to:

  • 2-Methyl-6-nitrobenzoic anhydride, a condensing agent used in chemistry laboratories

  • Mongolian National Basketball Association

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

I feel this in my soul

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