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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (thespinoff.co.nz)

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In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

People who drink milk can include:

Not Woke Children: Milk is often a staple in children's diets for its calcium and nutrient content, essential for growth and development.

Not Woke Farmers: In rural areas, farmers may drink milk from their own cows or livestock.

Not Woke Athletes: Milk is sometimes seen as a source of protein for muscle recovery and growth.

Not Woke Health-conscious individuals: Some people drink milk for its calcium and vitamin D content, believing it promotes bone health.

Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.

That happened one time!

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

You paint a whole house, and nobody calls you a painter. But you drink one glass of milk...

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

No Country for Old Men or A Clockwork Orange

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Okay, two times! I haven't seen No Country for Old Men yet. It's on my list, but it keeps getting bumped for more lighthearted stuff.

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

You can get a milk marathon going, continue to Inglorious Basterds, V for Vendetta, Get Out, Alien, Leon (kinda) and The Boys series

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