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[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Oh shit I forgot to turn off the kill all mode! Hey Betsy, do you know where Bobby the gun dog is? Just tell them not to move, I'm on my way. Oh they moved? Ok I'm on my way, no need to tell them but we need to tell their families at some point after this fiscal year probably. Yeah we'll see. Ok hold on, just need my approach suit of armor....

this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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