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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

As a squid, I think all those filthy, stupid homo sapiens should go back to Africa where they came from.

And then up into the trees where they came from.

But say that sort of thing today and you get cancelled!

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 17 points 7 months ago

Trees? They shouldn't have ever left the oceans if you ask me.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Don't make the monkey-men our problem, Betelgeuseian.

this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
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