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[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

You know what else you don't hear

"What, that place? That one right there? Yeah, that place is like heaven on earth."

Never, but you hear the opposite all the time.

More, so, you'll often hear people caught doing something wrong claim that the devil made them do it or that something bad is the devils work.

You know why?

Because the devil is busy

Imagine they swapped jobs and, instead, we had a devil we never heard anything from and a busy ass god making heaven on earth all over the place.

[-] kakes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

Huh? I've heard "heaven on Earth" many times.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

When you grow up poor and degen...

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

God's just a lazy piece of shit who doesn't care about anything but vengeance.

At least the devil is an enabler. God doesn't do jack for anyone.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 4 months ago

God went out for a pack of smokes real quick

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