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"To run a train on someone" means you and a lot of your friends have sex with them, one after another.
You have to open with "Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we're all gonna run a train on you!" Or it's just a plain ole gangbang.
From the Orgy region of France
Also a gangbang is many to many, while a train is many to one.
No, you're thinking of an orgy. Trains and gangbangs are both many-to-one, with the difference between them being that the former is sequential while the latter is simultaneous.
This guy (actually) fucks
This is more porn knowledge. Most people don't actually experience gangbangs or orgies in their lives. Maybe if someone is into the whole swinger culture.
When a gang member asks if you bang, now you know what they mean
Linux shouldn’t let itself be slutshamed. Linux should proud of what a good little slut it is.
Also seeing the Nitter theme like a year after its death hits hard.
We still have other nitter intances like nitter.poast.net at least.
That's exactly what I used. You can change the theme in the settings. I hate their default green theme, so I changed it to the standard Nitter theme.
"You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises."
This comment combines two of life's experiences that are usually seperate.
unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleepEdit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of
finger, and I'm not surecleanis a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rateI can't read
fsckas anything other than "fs check"nahh, you're lying, and you know that
It sounds like fisk in my head.
It sounds like fisk in my head.
All while one of the users has
gimpin their sessionSo it stops once someone doesn't finish?
Well in a way yes. It's a blocking interface.
Look, some of us take our time, and so others think the process has stalled, but it will complete eventually. Just take a number and you will be summoned in the order you arrived.
And will someone hose the party favor down? And how do you even get that on the ceiling?! Joey TAKE THE HOSE OUT OF YOUR ASS!
American here, never once heard this phrase used. Seems kind of dumb to have it, like it doesn't even save time describing the situation and if you're already talking about this then you're past the point of worrying about vulgar language.