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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

Knew a guy who asserted he could easily fight several cats at once and win. I truly hope he finds out one day.

[-] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 35 points 6 months ago

Any healthy adult human could though. An old friend of mine accidently killed a cat with a single kick while "defending" his cat that was being attacked (I wasn't there so don't ask how). He was ~14 years old at the time. At the end of the day, humans are large animals, most of just don't want to hurt other creatures so we restrain ourselves.

[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago

Completely agree. The textbook is talking about fighting a cat to help it, not destroy it. You would get bit for sure but could easily win.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago

Now how big could the cat get before it is a fair 1v1

[-] m_f@midwest.social 7 points 6 months ago

Somewhere smaller than a tiger, that would win 100% of the time. I'd guess 30 lbs is where things start to get serious

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 7 points 6 months ago

Humans have fought off hungry cougars. Sadly, not all humans have.

[-] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

But are we talking a fight before one side backs down? Or a fight to the death?

[-] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago

I don't think cats back down unless they can run away

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago

Actual fights between humans and cougars. The cougars get killed by other humans if they "win". The cougar runs away if the human wins.

[-] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Sadly, not all humans have. You still talking about cats?

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah we're really World Of Cardboarding it up at all times. You know the stereotypes about crackheads being dangerous in a fight? That capacity is inside us at all times.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I said several, but as the memory returns I'm recalling he might have claimed as much as twenty at once.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 6 months ago

That's such a fantastically stupid opinion to have that a dose of reality might do him some good

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It was far from his worst. I had to ditch that guy.

Edit: very far, to be clear

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 6 months ago

It was far from his worst.

This does not surprise me in the least

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