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Naming is hard (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Stop calling out my commit messages... I swear "fixed bug x (for real this time)(ok now it should be fixed) added feature y" is a valid commit message scheme.

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 4 points 4 months ago

If you want to fix it take a look at the conventional git commits standard. No need to read a huge document it says what to do quickly on the website.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I'd rather add more Jira stories.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 4 months ago

Are you an employee at Valve? lol

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Tbh i think Microsoft has a better track record of breaking, fixing and then un-fixing their software

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 4 months ago

Maybe; but Valve has plenty of patch notes that say "X fixed," but it's not actually fixed and then the next update says "X fixed. No really this time." lol

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