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I'm perfectly happy with both of them taking one (assuming it's administered by a neutral third-party). No reason to give the orange turd more ammunition to lash out if the tests are one-sided.
A sitting resident can't have their blood accessed by a third party. It is forbidden. They only the secret services personal blood handler may do so. Behind triple creme bunker walls.
This is the kind of thing you want to Google to verify, but not enough to end up on a list.
I can assure you that everyone who has posted “on a list” publicly is on a list.
I like to make it trickier, and post cryptographic hash’s for my FBI guys to decipher:
03a3b754bc35a4a945f313e8a559d4af1a2f5e7e0f7b586c72f1a49e7e1e2372
Please stop, we're having a hard enough time keeping up with your porn browsing habits. The cipher guys are all threatening to quit if they have to do any more of these.
Sincerely, your three letter agency minder.
Dear FBI guy,
You know I enjoy the fact that when I browse porn, we browse together. I attempt to take you on a journey with it— is it not your flavor? Let me know your preferences and I’ll try to meet you in the middle.
As well, I understand if you’re a little sore that I didn’t tell you the algorithm for the hash. It’s SHA-256. I know you would never give up on me, so likewise never gunna give you up.
I googled it and could find no relevant results. Seems made up
You are correct. I made it up. Also I didn't proofread it. I also might have been on drugs. Either too many, or not enough.
I think they even have special precautions for his shit as well
I wouldn't be shocked, Obama said he had to get his hair cut from a speciality barber in the bunker. He thought it was all a bit much.
Makes sense. I've heard of the US doing secret spy stuff and finding out health issues about foreign folks though their feces.