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A real headache to argue over (lemmy.world)

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Why has no one demanded a banana for scale?

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Goliath predates bananas. They have no validity as a measurement in this circumstance.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Bananas were apparently first cultivated 7000 years ago, so I'm afraid, based on Biblical chronology, that Goliath post-dates the banana (which predates the creation of the universe) and thus a banana for scale is a valid measurement for his height, as it is the standard reference for scale according to science I just made up.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Fucking bananas I bet they were responsible for the creation too. Never trusted those fuckers.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

TIL that both football and Oliver Smoot's fraternity pledge predate bananas.

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