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[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

Definitely thought you meant hair plugs at first, and that there was an app to give you male pattern baldness.

[-] circasurvivor@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

You don't need an app for that, you just shake the board a little and the metal shavings fall to the bottom. You just have to use the little magnet stick to grow it back where you want!

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Oh Wooly Willy, you scamp!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

We saw a Wooly Willy in a store recently and my daughter got bored and walked away while I was explaining it to her.

These damn kids today with their tablets and their Nintendo Switches and their ADHD...

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