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CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today.

Windows machines won’t boot, and Mac and Linux work is abandoned because all their users are on twitter making memes.

Incredible work.

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[-] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 133 points 5 months ago

I wish my Windows work machine wouldn’t boot. Everything worked fine for us. :-(

[-] Affidavit@lemm.ee 55 points 5 months ago

Could be worse. I was the only member of my entire team who didn't get stuck in a boot loop, meaning I had to do their work as well as my own... Can't even blame being on Linux as my work computer is Windows 11, I got 'lucky'; I just got a couple of BSODs and the system restarted just fine.

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 57 points 5 months ago

Funny, mine did a couple BSODs then restarted just fine, at first. Then a fist shaped hole appeared in the monitor and it wouldn't turn on again.

Weird bug.

[-] Ransack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 months ago

Lol why is it always the monitor to get beat. It only has one job, just to show you what the computer is outputting lol

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

why is it always the monitor to get beat

Because it's within arm's reach and the developers aren't.

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

But the computer is within leg's reach.

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

You don't kick the box because it hurts more. If people would only wear the proper steel toe computing shoes more crap computers would get their just desserts.

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

You just have to use the side of your foot (like in soccer) instead of the front.

[-] dariusj18@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Back in the day it was a very think pane of glass that I couldn't really harm. Now, I do not punch the monitor.

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Was the keyboard for my friend.

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

You're a much more honest person than I am. I'd have just claimed mine was BSODing too.

Since it's affidavit@lemm.ee, it would be illegal to be dishonest.

I'll see myself out.

[-] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Same where I'm at. 😞

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