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Sure to annoy IT people but those just need a line of text while the rest of the screen is free real estate for Micro$oft! Public BSODs tend to go viral too.

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[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 61 points 5 months ago

“Your computer might be fucked or whatever. Maybe do some shit about it. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr. We love you.”

[-] cmoney@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Don't forget Brawndo, it's what computers crave.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 5 months ago

"You seem to have no idea what this screen means. You might be interested in McAfee."

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 5 months ago

How would you even understand what the screen means if it doesn't tell you this anymore

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 5 months ago

Read the post body. It's two sentences.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's not related to what I meant, I meant that the BSOD in its current state doesn't show anything useful; some generic error, a QR code leading to a generic page, a code that still doesn't let you find more than “I had a BSOD”...

So hypothetically McAfee dating “You don't seem to know what this screen means [..]” is ironic, as I don't think anybody does since Win 8.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 5 months ago

Carl's Jr has determined you are unfit to operate a computer. Your data is now the sole property of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr: Fuck you! I'm eating.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Brought to you by ~~Carl’s Jr~~COSTCO. We love you.

ftfy

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