Even then, Audible is a ripoff on a massive scale

The thing is, from a customer perspective, Audible is such a great deal. It's too good a deal, really. They desperately throw out free or cheap months to people who are trying to quit (offers to get them to stay), or who have quit quite some time ago (offers trying to convince them to return). That's a great deal for customers.

The problem is that they're such a massive ripoff to authors. They have some extremely anticompetitive policies that make it difficult to put your audiobooks anywhere else if you want to also be on Audible. And I think they are really harsh towards authors if a reader takes advantage of Audible's very over-generous returns policy. (No-questions-asked return merely if you say you didn't like a book, even if you listened to the entire thing.)

If I may ask, what are you switching to? cause in terms of privacy (without sacrificing usability and other important factors) the phone market looks like a hot pile of garbage. Well I guess FairPhones exist and they're about as good as you can get but still runs android.