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How to become irresistible
(lemmy.world)
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# This has been reposted here to Lemmy as part of the "Curated Tumblr Project."
I made the icon using multiple creative commons svg resources, the banner is this.
A girl once asked my friend and I if she could make us an omelette. We'd never met her before, but said yeah why not. We went back to our flat, like 1AM, she made us an omelette and then left. Never saw her again. Bizarre. Good omelette though.
You've been visited by the Omelette du Goblin. Pay tribute with a Dexter's Lab short or be visited one again.
When someone offers to make you an omelette, you can expect a reasonably good omelette