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[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago

So when you're looking up there you can see.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

This guy looks

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

If you angle the head just right, you can shine a flashlight straight through.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

Does it come out your mouth though, that's the real question

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

…I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!

Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

Depends if it's a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It's how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…

The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 5 months ago

What I don't understand is that if girls don't poop, then why don't they just use urinals

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

It’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal.

I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

so nobody can get offended at the color choices?

or maybe because the holy cock is transparent?

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Probably cheaper to make without adding dye.

[-] brian@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

normally opaque plastics are cheaper since they can include more recycled content

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