536
submitted 4 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago

Only down 3%? I was hoping more. Still, fuck em. Maybe fewer consumers want to pay out the nose for a cup of flavored sugar with coffee?

[-] ours@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Overpriced cafeinated milkshakes for adults ~~makerating~~ masquerading as "coffee".

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Starbucks customer: Ooof, don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee...Id like a Venti vanilla caramel mochaccino with 2 extra pumps of vanilla and double drizzle on the whipped cream...but low fat whipped cream

[-] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Low fat tho. Cause I don't wanna get fat lol

[-] ours@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Remember kids: fat bad, sugar good.

This message was financed by the fine people of the snack and fast food industry.

[-] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 4 months ago

makerating

Masquerading?

It's an honestly difficult borrowed French/Italian word just checking if that's what you were going for.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Yep, you're correct, I butchered it. Tired.

[-] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Fire your auto correct, that shit let you down hard.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

When you demand infinite growth any decline in growth is a catastrophe.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 4 months ago

Same reason McDonald's shit itself over a 1% decline in revenue.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

I used to be middle management in retail. The province wide financial meetings had franchisees shitting themselves because the profit vs cost percentage had gone down, despite the actual profit amount continuing to increase (by raising prices).

These people do not live in reality. All numbers must always go up.

[-] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They really should post their expected goals along side the loss.

For example they could have a goal of 3% increase which means they undershot their goal by a stupid margin.

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
536 points (97.3% liked)

News

23655 readers
4455 users here now

Welcome to the News community!

Rules:

1. Be civil


Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.


2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.


Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. We have an actively updated blocklist, which you can see here: https://lemmy.world/post/2246130 if you feel like any website is missing, contact the mods. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.


3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.


Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.


4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.


Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.


5. Only recent news is allowed.


Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.


6. All posts must be news articles.


No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.


7. No duplicate posts.


If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.


8. Misinformation is prohibited.


Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.


9. No link shorteners.


The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.


10. Don't copy entire article in your post body


For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS