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[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I snuck a whole Arby's French Dip into that movie. Carried the au jus cup in my hand and walked right by the staff.

Ask me to leave all you want, but call the police? wtf? That'll be WHY I sneak food in the next time. This time I just needed actual dinner, and y'all don't even sell real food here.

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I walked in with two footlong Subways once. They're like...eh...just clean up when you're done, please.

[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

This. Regardless if you brought it in on bought it at the cinema, don't make a mess or leave garbage behind

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

We were regulars and recognized by them. We also would have cleaned up even if not asked haha.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

My god daughter dropped the bucket of popcorn. 😞

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The girl next to me just tonight at Deadpool brought a full meal in a Whole Foods paper bag. At a theater with a full bar and some hot food like pizza and chicken wings.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

You haven't lived until you've snuck all you can eat fajitas from Applebee's into a movie.

[-] HelloHotel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That implies you snuck all you can eat fajitas out of an Applebee's

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Damn, dude. A French dip with au jus? That's way better than my shitty French fry story..

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

They did refuse to leave, I've seen a video posted by the people who got kicked out, and even their own video makes them look pretty bad.

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Wow, what morons. Never let them get you for criminal tresspass. Even your average Karen should have the sense to leave once the cops are about to be called.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

They weren't nice people. Or particularly bright.

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